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Vanity Fair Editors mark up of the Palin Resignation Speech.
Not mockery — it’s an honest attempt to clean up the prose of a very poorly written speech.
Mark Sanford calls in for some advice.
Finally someone (with the authority to possibly pull it off) has said it. Legalize pot and tax its ass. Unfortunately, I doubt it will happen. The prison guard union in California is massive and spends a shitload of money against ideas like this. They have a lot to lose if the jail population were to be diminished. Still, Arnold can't be re-elected anyway so he has nothing to lose, so maybe.... [Reuters - California Considers Legalizing Pot]
Hahahahahahah. (From KyleV)
"How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay man worth?"
"Seven."
Turns out the UN has passed a resolution against 'defamation of religion' and is working on a binding resolution of this.
Check it out, especially the video on that page.
WTF? Honestly, I haven't researched this any further, so maybe I don't understand all of it. But fuck me.
Yeah, 500 million jobs a month. I guess we need to fire them census retards....
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In sooo so many ways, this completely represents beltbuckle head's entire time in office and the broadcast media's compliance with his farce of an administration.
Listen how seriously they take the threat of FUCKING SHOES.
My vow is to NEVER let the Sarah Palin jokes die. They're just too awesome. I promise to ask what it's like to be her, and tell her to say hi to her mother for me.

I love Keith. It shouldn't be illegal for me to marry him.
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The "Yes We Can" video was one of the things the energized young folks to get out the vote for Obama, and here is will.i.am's follow-up. Not nearly as good, but still worth a view...
This article almost broke my brain, but goddamn its good.
Kobe Bryant Scores 25 in Holy Shit We Elected A Black President
Human Rights Campaign developed this exhaustive list of companies and how they relate to 'the homosexual agenda'. (I have not received a single memo or newsletter regarding THA and to be honest I'm a bit bummed). It's very straight(ha!)-forward: good comapnies are listed in green, less tolerant ones in red and yellow for in the middle. The 17 page PDF is available here. Special thanks to Colin for bringing this to my attention.