AmericanIdle DaBoyZ gone Idle

God, I hate it when The Onion predicts the actual future.
The Onion Predicted ‘Joe The Plumber’ Crap In 1993 -

The Rs are already pissed about losing and what McCain did wrong. Here is a little hint: your campaign shouldn't have teh dumb running the communications department.

FAIL!

Barack Obama Eats Babies

Ted Stevens is found guilty of all seven corruption charges. Yes, he will probably die of old age before the numerous appeals are done and yes, he probably won't do any real time even if he doesn't. Still, I wouldn't put it past him to implicate Palin in exchange for a plea bargain. [ABC News]

A Snuggie!

OK this tshirt site changes its shirt every day so if your going to get it, get it today. Hehe, but I got one because that whole thing was the weirdest "Sesame Street" thing I have ever seen in politics.
Joe The Plumber Shirt

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

I'm not sure what it's about. This picture seems to suggest that it's about a hot redhead with a nosebleed and a giant fucking gun.

Which pretty much means I'm seeing it.

McCAIN’S KLEPTOCRACY: Freddie Mac -

Oh sure, I am the voice of seriousness around here. You know what though, I like to "party down" just as much as everyone else so thusly I celebrate the return of my favorite TV show:

Lehman Bros files for bankruptcy [BBC News]

Wonkette - McCain Financial Adviser’s Sunday Op-Ed: ‘Things Today Just Aren’t That Bad’

Wonkette reader SayItWithWookies expresses my feelings on the matter completely "Welcome to the Bush-McCain faith-based economy — your problem is that you don’t believe enough for it to work!"

Hey, remember that whole government is bad angle the republicans got going on? Well, apparently it doesn't apply to preventing World Economic Collapse (tm)!

[ NY Times - U.S. Takeover of Mortgage Giants Lifts Global Markets ]

BOW DOWN!
4,000 Anti-Scientology Videos Yanked From YouTube - An anonymous reader writes "From the EFF webpage: 'Over a period of twelve hours, between this Thursday night and Friday morning, American Rights Counsel LLC sent out over 4000 DMCA takedown notices to YouTube, all making copyright infringement claims against videos with content critical of the Church of Scientology.'"Read more of this story at Slashdot.

BECAUSE SHUT UP!
McCain Guru Steve Schmidt Furious That Press Are So Mean To Palin By Asking Simple Questions - Remember that time (pictured above, for your viewing pleasures!) Campbell Brown was unforgivably rude to Tucker Bounds by asking him what Sarah Palin had ever actually done as commander of the Alaskan National Guard? Why, it was almost as awful as that time Chris Matthews was unforgivably rude to Kirk Watson by asking him to [...] [Wonkette]

HA!
Your First Look At McCain-Palin’s America - Thanks to Wonkette fine arts operative “Kevin” for sending us this sneak peek of the official new McCain-Palin poster. It is an image for the New America. Don’t hope for Change — Photoshop it. [Wonkette]

Holy shit . . .

[ Wonkette -Begun This Political Blog War Over Dungeons & Dragons Has ]

I fully expect us to a) design a better shirt and b) make up some of our own snarky comments to this.
Make it work people!

Bacon.. the NEXT TAI Keyword. Yep! You heard me! It's making a serious come back!!

So, with that in mind, I deliver to you...

Maple Bacon Donuts

And...

Chocolate covered Bacon

Hell.. while I'm on a roll?

Maple Bacon lollipops

YOU CANNOT STOP THE BACON!! YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN IT!