Awesome

Umm, it's awesome. duh.

Important Sexual Terms to know.

Well, in response to nobody knowing what a Blumpkin was (See below), I've decided to pen this part of our FAQ. You can thank me later in person (no knees to the Balls, this was all Makavity's idea if you hate it!)
Dirty Sanchez

Further Definitions not on Wikipedia (Man, they should get their act in gear!)

Angry Dragon - When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head before you blow your load and it shoots out her nose

Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

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the only song you need to know about the pope.

Full lyrics after the jump.

best prom dress ever.....

....


Via reddit

....Enhance.... in three parts...

Thanks again Reddit, now more from the thread that must be shared!

And now it all comes together:

whack-a-kitty

X-TREME Parkour

This was created a few weeks prior to 'The Office' release of 'Parkour'

"A Dance with Dragons" ?!

Dear God,
Please let this be true!
I have had to reorder this book FOUR times. It is like I am aguring with Amazon that it will exist!
dw

Hello from Amazon.com.

We now have delivery date(s) for the order you placed on March 28 2008 (Order# 002-XXXXXX-XXXXXX):

George R.R. Martin (Author) "A Dance with Dragons"
Estimated arrival date: September 30 2010

For more details, please visit the "Your Account" section of our web site (http://www.amazon.com/your-account). You can also reach "Your Account" by clicking on the link in the top right corner of any page on our web site.

Damien Walters - Show Reel

This guy is a beast.

Danny MacAskill - Street Trials

Impressive freestyle BMX tricks. Embedding has been disabled so you'll have to click here to see it. Fun stuff.
Update: And there's more.

It's not jackie chan!

Let's face it. Tim & Eric Awesome sucks, and makes me glad I don't have cable so I don't have to be angry I'm in any way paying for that shit. But occasionally they are really fucking funny.

Substantial variations on the word Douche

Check out the comments section. Worth it for all the variations on the word Douche: AV Club- The Hater: Adrian Grenier Doesn't Give Nutshell Answers

Mom's Basement

More evidence that if you spend enough time in your mom's basement practicing your ninja skills, you will be cool!

Cosmosis - Self-Discovery

As much as I like psytrance, I rarely see the need to purchase an album. I make an exception for Cosmosis and this new song is an example why:

Palin’s Resignation: The Edited Version

Vanity Fair Editors mark up of the Palin Resignation Speech.

From: daring fireball (source of link)

Not mockery — it’s an honest attempt to clean up the prose of a very poorly written speech.

From: Vanity Fair

unboxing......

Andrew W.K. on Fox News, answers a question.

"Yes."

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