Full lyrics after the jump.
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Via reddit
Thanks again Reddit, now more from the thread that must be shared!
And now it all comes together:
This was created a few weeks prior to 'The Office' release of 'Parkour'
Dear God,
Please let this be true!
I have had to reorder this book FOUR times. It is like I am aguring with Amazon that it will exist!
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Hello from Amazon.com.
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George R.R. Martin (Author) "A Dance with Dragons"
Estimated arrival date: September 30 2010
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This guy is a beast.
Impressive freestyle BMX tricks. Embedding has been disabled so you'll have to click here to see it. Fun stuff.
Update: And there's more.
Let's face it. Tim & Eric Awesome sucks, and makes me glad I don't have cable so I don't have to be angry I'm in any way paying for that shit. But occasionally they are really fucking funny.
Check out the comments section. Worth it for all the variations on the word Douche: AV Club- The Hater: Adrian Grenier Doesn't Give Nutshell Answers
More evidence that if you spend enough time in your mom's basement practicing your ninja skills, you will be cool!
As much as I like psytrance, I rarely see the need to purchase an album. I make an exception for Cosmosis and this new song is an example why:
Vanity Fair Editors mark up of the Palin Resignation Speech.
Not mockery — it’s an honest attempt to clean up the prose of a very poorly written speech.
"Yes."