THE FUCKING END OF THE WORLD IS COMING AND IT IS CUTE and IT HAS A HAPPY MEAL
Let's face it. Tim & Eric Awesome sucks, and makes me glad I don't have cable so I don't have to be angry I'm in any way paying for that shit. But occasionally they are really fucking funny.
This is the best one:
Meatloaf after the jump, but not nearly as good.
Why would I play a tabletop rpg when I could just
SHOVE QUARTERS INTO A GODLESS SLOTMACHINE with Dungeons and Dragons Theme.
Please, I can't see my friend go through this anymore. Someone just kill it.
Yahoo: Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
SAN JOSE, Calif. – An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent
seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in
downtown San Jose on Tuesday, after the flagrant fumes prompted someone to call 911. A hazmat team was
called in.
What they found was an unplugged refrigerator that had been crammed with moldy food.
.... I don't know what to say other then it came from Japan (of course)

More after the break......
Okay, so you heard about Mexico's narco-gang problem, the army being called in and subsequently being bought off, the hundreds of unsolved murders and abductions of women in the town of Juarez, where many people go to work at factories opened just after NAFTA was signed, but of course, it gets even weirder.
It turns out in an attempt to curb these drug gangs the government has been going around tearing down shrines to Santa Muerte and Jesús Malverde, and now the death cults are protesting the destruction.
Hey! We have an economy tag! Awesome!
Anyways, found this wired article pretty interesting - all about how one quant formula killed the world's economies.
http://www.wired.com/print/techbiz/it/magazine/17-03/wp_quant
I get the impression that Keith Olbermann doesn't particularly like our former President. [Tuthout.org]
E! Online - Keanu Saddles Up for Cowboy Bebop
Did I really only survive the Bush administration for THIS?!
Ah, fan fiction. Goku from Dragonball Z teams up with his buddy Anne Frank to fuck up Hitler.
Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!"
It really doesn't get better than this. You can blame my friend Linda for this link.
I can't believe we aren't all dead because of this man being in charge.
Robert sent me this link - don't ask me where he got it. One part of the speaker's point seems to be anti-vivisection (yay!) and the other part vegetarianism (nay!). I would like to be a vegetarian, I really would. There's lots of scientific documentation for the benefits as long as you keep your protein intake up, but meat is too tasty. Anyway, a few misplaced pauses aside, this Emo does a pretty good read.
Eddie Murphy as the riddler?
Shia Labeouf as Robin (Ok, I can see that)
Rachael Weisz as Catwoman?
Sorry folks.. Eddie Murphy might just kill that series.. so many better riddler-type people out there... there really, really are.