AmericanIdle DaBoyZ gone Idle

wow. I mean, just wow..

Eddie Murphy as the riddler?

Shia Labeouf as Robin (Ok, I can see that)

Rachael Weisz as Catwoman?

Sorry folks.. Eddie Murphy might just kill that series.. so many better riddler-type people out there... there really, really are.

I can not believe this story is being buried like it is. Slap this in the face the next time someone gives you that free market crap. It's all about how the chairman of the Nasdaq stock market has been arrested and charged with securities fraud!

BBC News - Fund boss held 'for $50bn fraud'

BBC News - Banks hit worldwide by US fraud

For loki77, so that he can finally understand what Kingu and I are talking about.

He's a freakin' mouse!!

Got this via Penny-Arcade:
WSJ Technology Blog: Obama ZuneGate, Day Two
Christ. I hate all these people.

Got this email today:
"Hello from Amazon.com.
We now have delivery date(s) for the order you placed on March 28 2008 12:39 PDT (Order# 002-6110826-1139437):
George R.R. Martin (Author) "A Dance with Dragons" [Hardcover]
Estimated arrival date: 10/29/2009"
I HATE YOU, MARTIN!

This is jacked up. I would not look at it at work. I would, technically, not ever look at it again... having seen it once.

But, having seen it once.. well, wow. What awesome music!!

Seriously.. it's not work safe. It's not home safe. It's not safe at all. But, it's better than 2 girls and a cup..

.. ok. If I had to give it a description, it would be 'Man fucked by animatronic horse'. 'nuff said.

This was posted on Wonkette and I had to bring it over here after watching it. [236.com New World Order]
'Yes, America's new flag is just a white flag, but there's a picture of a burning American flag on it.'

A joke only those with the first edition Dieties and Demigods will have gotten...

'Of course, not all conservative bloggers are convinced that Todd is lying. As Right-Wing propaganda "media watchdog" organization Newsbusters helpfully points out, there's actually nothing suspicious about Todd's wound if we simply assume that the mugger carved it into her face while she was hanging upside-down from a tree branch like a bat.' [Patriot's Quill]

With the election and All Hallows EVE days away, my thoughts turn to that which terrifies me. Imagine my delight in finding a whole website of games dedicated to the scariest/most awesome (well, neck and neck with El Cupacabra) of all monsters:
Zombie Games
I personally recommend "The Endless Zombie Rampage"

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

"North Koreastan!"

The Impact of War
From The Iraq War, A Troubled Romance In America
Welcome to America, get in that strip club!

Think again. Disclaimer: This news segment comes from terrorist, Jesus slaying, sodomite, communist, abortion-loving A-rab media group Al Jazeera.

"I'll take 'pics absolutely dying for a caption' for 200, Alex!"

Well.. it could be all the Japanese porn, or the regular porn, or even Makavity.. but no... it's because sites like this keep appearing, and I just continue to be surprised and amazed at the things people do. Wow. Just, wow.

2 Balls 1 Ass

Here is the clip of the infamous 'BOOOYAH!'... about 1 minute 10 seconds into it. Btw, it's /VERY/ Not safe for work...

Oh yeah.. I'm back bitches. The 'net missed me, eh? :)

OK, long time readers here will know I have a great faith in America's racism. Read More for my rant!

Foreclosure Alley By Correspondent Lisa Ling
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!

Wonkette fans have probably already seen this. Regardless, it's a funny preview of this year's Treehouse of Horrors.