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If you don't know, you shouldn't look.

Important Sexual Terms to know.

Well, in response to nobody knowing what a Blumpkin was (See below), I've decided to pen this part of our FAQ. You can thank me later in person (no knees to the Balls, this was all Makavity's idea if you hate it!)
Dirty Sanchez

Further Definitions not on Wikipedia (Man, they should get their act in gear!)

Angry Dragon - When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head before you blow your load and it shoots out her nose

Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Need Glasses?

I really wish we had better commercials in the States.

Rammstein - Buck Dich

The Shake Weight

I'm posting this over here instead of Facebook because... uh, well, you'll see. This looks legit but it has to be a joke, right? I mean, it just has to be a joke.

best ad in a long time......

...Thanks to loki77, but he fucking only posted to facebook as he fucking hates TAI!!!!


Superbowl VRS Pr0n

I normally don't care about sports but if this keeps up I may have to start watching.
'With only three minutes left in play, viewers were shocked to see not football but instead a lady unzipping some guy’s pants, and then “he did his little dance with everything hanging out,”' [Wonkette - Arizona Porn Attack!]

Things to say during sex: A handy guide.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll160/AndriEr/tosayduringsex.gif

Posted without comment. Unless the comment is "Oh...oh...oh...oh"

Wow... for Loki

This is jacked up. I would not look at it at work. I would, technically, not ever look at it again... having seen it once.

But, having seen it once.. well, wow. What awesome music!!

Seriously.. it's not work safe. It's not home safe. It's not safe at all. But, it's better than 2 girls and a cup..

.. ok. If I had to give it a description, it would be 'Man fucked by animatronic horse'. 'nuff said.

Nailin' Palin

People who comment on Wonkette post the most interesting links. NSFW [Nailin' Palin]

Speed Racer

killermookie will remember this one. Here's a song made using a creative arrangement of dialogue samples from the old Speed Racer cartoon. Probably NSFW.

Bitch Slap: the Movie

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

I'm not sure what it's about. This picture seems to suggest that it's about a hot redhead with a nosebleed and a giant fucking gun.

Which pretty much means I'm seeing it.

Lehman Bros......

Moving the video off the front page because it might be breaking the front page.

Orangina advert 'too sexy'

The news article that made me aware of this: Orangina advert 'too sexy'

Al Jourgensen's Ostritch Story

So I was browsing Ministry videos and found this interview with Al Jourgensen. NSFW.

What makes this gay?

Give you a hint: They tell you at :47 seconds into the clip.

2girls1finger.com

Not safe for work. Not safe for anywhere. [2girls1finger.com]

2 Girls 1 Cup

DO NOT HIT PLAY. DO NOT SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE USING THE URL http://2girls1cup.com. THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

2girls1cup Official Video - Watch More Videos

Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fight

The title says it all.

note the ninjas handing out pies.

"HOT ALL CHAIR ACTION"

[ www.furnitureporn.com ]

I would say work safe, but then the URL might get you in trouble!

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