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Important Sexual Terms to know.

Thu, 2006-09-28 17:22 — Kingu
Well, in response to nobody knowing what a Blumpkin was (See below), I've decided to pen this part of our FAQ. You can thank me later in person (no knees to the Balls, this was all Makavity's idea if you hate it!)
Dirty Sanchez

Further Definitions not on Wikipedia (Man, they should get their act in gear!)

Angry Dragon - When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head before you blow your load and it shoots out her nose

Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Things to say during sex: A handy guide.

Thu, 2008-12-04 21:41 — secretboy

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll160/AndriEr/tosayduringsex.gif

Posted without comment. Unless the comment is "Oh...oh...oh...oh"

Wow... for Loki

Tue, 2008-11-11 16:02 — Kingu

This is jacked up. I would not look at it at work. I would, technically, not ever look at it again... having seen it once.

But, having seen it once.. well, wow. What awesome music!!

Seriously.. it's not work safe. It's not home safe. It's not safe at all. But, it's better than 2 girls and a cup..

.. ok. If I had to give it a description, it would be 'Man fucked by animatronic horse'. 'nuff said.

Nailin' Palin

Sat, 2008-10-18 15:34 — Acumen

People who comment on Wonkette post the most interesting links. NSFW [Nailin' Palin]

Speed Racer

Fri, 2008-10-10 22:11 — Acumen

killermookie will remember this one. Here's a song made using a creative arrangement of dialogue samples from the old Speed Racer cartoon. Probably NSFW.

Bitch Slap: the Movie

Wed, 2008-09-24 16:21 — secretboy

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

I'm not sure what it's about. This picture seems to suggest that it's about a hot redhead with a nosebleed and a giant fucking gun.

Which pretty much means I'm seeing it.

Lehman Bros......

Mon, 2008-09-15 22:41 — Jeremy

Moving the video off the front page because it might be breaking the front page.

Orangina advert 'too sexy'

Mon, 2008-08-25 18:29 — Jeremy

The news article that made me aware of this: Orangina advert 'too sexy'

Al Jourgensen's Ostritch Story

Sun, 2008-07-06 19:21 — Acumen

So I was browsing Ministry videos and found this interview with Al Jourgensen. NSFW.

What makes this gay?

Mon, 2008-01-28 03:46 — Jeremy

Give you a hint: They tell you at :47 seconds into the clip.

2girls1finger.com

Sun, 2007-11-25 21:54 — Acumen

Not safe for work. Not safe for anywhere. Good Lord, sweet Jesus, let the oneupsmanship begin. [2girls1finger.com]

2 Girls 1 Cup

Mon, 2007-11-05 02:21 — Jeremy

DO NOT HIT PLAY. DO NOT SEND THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE USING THE URL http://2girls1cup.com. THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

2girls1cup Official Video - Watch More Videos

Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fight

Wed, 2007-10-31 05:53 — secretboy

The title says it all.

note the ninjas handing out pies.

"HOT ALL CHAIR ACTION"

Sat, 2007-10-06 17:43 — Makavity

[ www.furnitureporn.com ]

I would say work safe, but then the URL might get you in trouble!

What a recovery!!!!

Sun, 2007-09-23 15:05 — Jeremy

Just watch. Thank goes out to Wysocki for this one

Guys and Dolls.......

Sat, 2007-09-01 22:31 — Jeremy

I don't even know what to say. I have not watched the whole thing, but wow.!

Everybody Loves Ron Paul!

Mon, 2007-07-30 18:28 — Acumen

I saw this on wonkette and it is totally bonkers. Two lesbians going at it in early 1900s silent screen style. Awesome and possibly not safe for work.

Cracked.com describes pornography (while you masturbate)

Thu, 2007-07-19 17:32 — secretboy

But there's no actual porn, because of technical difficulties.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2244

Also, on a completely side note, Assassin's Creed looks kickass.

Pixar Lamp

Mon, 2007-07-02 07:07 — Acumen

Even with the pr0n flag this is actually pretty work-safe. I don't know how to give this clip an appropriate intro, so just watch.

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