WTF?!?!

What the fuck? Otherwise stuff that makes you go hmmm?

Important Sexual Terms to know.

Well, in response to nobody knowing what a Blumpkin was (See below), I've decided to pen this part of our FAQ. You can thank me later in person (no knees to the Balls, this was all Makavity's idea if you hate it!)
Dirty Sanchez

Further Definitions not on Wikipedia (Man, they should get their act in gear!)

Angry Dragon - When a girl is giving you head you "gently" smack her on the back of the head before you blow your load and it shoots out her nose

Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Natural Harvest

So, having spent a long time around this place I think I have a pretty good idea of the tastes of the guys that post here. So when someone forwarded me the website for Natural Harvest I just knew I had to post it here so you guys could get those chef hats dusted off and get to work.

Tread Mobile - Greatest invention since sliced bread

Greatest dub ever!!!!

Thanks goes out to piter_50.

Reindeer Man

Jesus people are fucking strange.

Take the case of Reindeer Man.

Seriously, WTF?

He's the best at what he does . . .

Watchmen? Sure. Dark Knight? Maybe. You know what though?Bibleman will KICK YOUR ATHIEST ASS!
"Now kids and adult Bibleman fans alike can create their own adventures at home with these collectible, high-quality, detailed action figures. No fan of the Bibleman series can live without these hand-held replicas of the Caped One and his faithful sidekick. How else to practice intricate light-sword moves and snappy Bible-verse quotations?"
Check out the toys!

Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse?

Think again. Disclaimer: This news segment comes from terrorist, Jesus slaying, sodomite, communist, abortion-loving A-rab media group Al Jazeera.

Why I love the Internet...

Well.. it could be all the Japanese porn, or the regular porn, or even Makavity.. but no... it's because sites like this keep appearing, and I just continue to be surprised and amazed at the things people do. Wow. Just, wow.

Colin Powell does hip hop at Africa festival in London

Who knew?
Colin Powell does hip hop at Africa festival in London - Former US Secretary of State Colin Powell joins a hip hop band on stage in London to celebrate African culture. [BBC News]

Diesel: SFW XXX (Well, maybe NSFW)

Dude, Diesel made an advert that is technically safe work, but probably isn't safe for a lot of people's work.

Check it out (at work, or maybe not? You decide)

Diesel: SFW XXX

Carl Rove says McCain is lying?!

Uhmmm... WTF?! Did Hell Freeze Over?! WHat the shit!?

kissed a girl............

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From: Holy Taco

McCain Guru Steve Schmidt Furious That Press Are So Mean To Palin By Asking Simple Questions

BECAUSE SHUT UP!
McCain Guru Steve Schmidt Furious That Press Are So Mean To Palin By Asking Simple Questions - Remember that time (pictured above, for your viewing pleasures!) Campbell Brown was unforgivably rude to Tucker Bounds by asking him what Sarah Palin had ever actually done as commander of the Alaskan National Guard? Why, it was almost as awful as that time Chris Matthews was unforgivably rude to Kirk Watson by asking him to [...] [Wonkette]

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Skinny Puppy's Pro Test

'Make it up to the Earth, bitch!'

Dancing Queen

YouTube - Chimp & Frog

Holy. Shit. I blame the Japanese.

[ YouTube - Chimp & Frog ]

Crazy Sprinkler Lady - CollegeHumor video

Finally, someone who's saying what we're all thinking. What the hell is oozing out of our ground?!

"And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."[ Crazy Sprinkler Lady - CollegeHumor video ]

Piglet with monkey's face

Seems like most everything born all fucked up comes from China.

Freaky looking pig

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