Why would I play a tabletop rpg when I could just
SHOVE QUARTERS INTO A GODLESS SLOTMACHINE with Dungeons and Dragons Theme.
Please, I can't see my friend go through this anymore. Someone just kill it.
I've seen the NASCAR slot-pulling crowds in Las Vegas and we all know how lame D&D-nerds can be. Now we have a NASCAR D&D-nerd hybrid? Jesus fucking Christ, talk about multiplying zeros.
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'Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle.' - Earl Blumenauer -
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Oh man...
I've seen the NASCAR slot-pulling crowds in Las Vegas and we all know how lame D&D-nerds can be. Now we have a NASCAR D&D-nerd hybrid? Jesus fucking Christ, talk about multiplying zeros.
'Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle.' - Earl Blumenauer -