AmericanIdle DaBoyZ gone Idle

Ok, so a lot of you guys used to MUSH. Some of you used to staff, and even if you didn't, you met a lot of real stupid people in your past. You've probably heard of the shit that people would apply for on MU*es, and hell, maybe you've seen a few of these applications yourself. Hell, some of you who are familiar with Garou/Werewolves may remember the old GarouMUSH Wall of Shame, dedicated to these comedically horrible applications.

Well, it turns out its not limited to MUSHes.

A buddy of mine, whom many of you know, has decided to start a nWoD game based on the comic book The Invisibles. Since he's far away from the rest of civilization he decided to set this up on a popular Play-By-Post Roleplaying game site. So, he's got everything setup, and sent out a notice recently asking for applicants for players to join his game.

Well, I guess the applications haven't been flooding in- but those that have have ranged from just plain stupid, to 'WHAT THE FUCK' weird. Click read more to read one of these gems.

Valerie Chavez aka High Priestess Krull of the Lizardfolk

Valerie Chavez was born into a middle class Cuban American family in Florida. From the earliest age she had trouble relating to her family and her peers. She was often violent and distant, she would spend hours by herself drawing pictures of lizard like human beings. Eventually at the age of 13 she was taken to a therapist to deal with her detachment, violence, and budding lesbian insert in obese women. The therapist was a actually an Invisibles agent was able to determine that Valerie was never actually real and was instead High Priestess Krull of the Lizardfolk. While others state that Valerie was real but had willed the Lizardfolk into existence. What ever the case the forces of Order and Repression where behind them.

Unknown to most of humanity a species of sentient Lizard beings live underneath the Earth who posses a civilization which human historians would likely classify as "Iron Age". The Lizardfolk co-exist with a number of underground humans who act as the priest class for the Lizardfolk civilization. The Lizardfolk believe that only humans can be priests because they have unique access to Sein, a mysterious fundamental sprit said to obtain the ultimate worth of existence.

High Priestess Krull has aligned herself with the Invisibles with the hopes of protecting the Lizardfok and the obese humans who live on the surface.

Virtue and Vice: Dillgence/Lust

Source of Power: Dasein (The connection the Lizardfolk thinks she had with Sein)

I told him he should reply with: Sorry, no fatties.