AmericanIdle DaBoyZ gone Idle

This might be cool . . .

iiView vPad is the latest 10 inch tablet with netbook guts

when it comes to texting or txting as the kids say it.
Tiger's text messages

I almost applied to CM. This makes me wish I had:
Dungeons & Dragons on the Microsoft Surface

<em>D&amp;D</em> Handbook Distribution Lawsuit Settled For $125,000 -

[Slashdot]
Interesting link from comments on corporation culture of WotC. With disturbing images of oversexed geeks.

Dear God,
Please let this be true!
I have had to reorder this book FOUR times. It is like I am aguring with Amazon that it will exist!
dw

Hello from Amazon.com.

We now have delivery date(s) for the order you placed on March 28 2008 (Order# 002-XXXXXX-XXXXXX):

George R.R. Martin (Author) "A Dance with Dragons"
Estimated arrival date: September 30 2010

For more details, please visit the "Your Account" section of our web site (http://www.amazon.com/your-account). You can also reach "Your Account" by clicking on the link in the top right corner of any page on our web site.

I laugh and feel dirty at the same time!

Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

Check out the comments section. Worth it for all the variations on the word Douche: AV Club- The Hater: Adrian Grenier Doesn't Give Nutshell Answers

What ever you do, do not google the phrase "limbs and things canada"

D&D Projection Technology
Someday, I will fucking have this shit.

Why would I play a tabletop rpg when I could just
SHOVE QUARTERS INTO A GODLESS SLOTMACHINE with Dungeons and Dragons Theme.
Please, I can't see my friend go through this anymore. Someone just kill it.

GIT UR MONEY AND PUT IT UNDER YOUR MATRESS!

Ten US banks fail 'stress tests' - Ten US banks need a combined $74.6bn (£50bn) of extra funds to boost their cash reserves, the government says. [BBC News]

IT'S HAPPENED!
London Quarantined!

I don't know if he will be successful but he is honest.
Seattle Singles Entry

Pretty Amazing. I actually think that this is the mode of artistic construction we are aiming for as a culture.
NPR Story

HALP!

Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!
Dr. Hibbert: Why, the only cure is bed rest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.
Blonde Woman: Where do we get these placebos?
Man: Maybe there's some in this truck!
[the panicky crowd push over a truck, boxes labeled "danger killer bees" break open, the bees go everywhere and everyone panics, one man puts a bee in his mouth]
Man: I'm cured! I mean, ouch!

Just read the whole thing: Amazon Review of The Secret

Funny.
Wonkette- Rest of America wants Texas to go away