AmericanIdle DaBoyZ gone Idle

Got this email today:
"Hello from Amazon.com.
We now have delivery date(s) for the order you placed on March 28 2008 12:39 PDT (Order# 002-6110826-1139437):
George R.R. Martin (Author) "A Dance with Dragons" [Hardcover]
Estimated arrival date: 10/29/2009"
I HATE YOU, MARTIN!

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'real' 19th century vampire hunter's kit

Huff Po-Anderson Cooper: Sarah Palin Is "Very Ambitious, Very Capable... Capable Is A Broad Term"
Oh Andy, so witty . . . take that Kingu, you ham fisted hack!

News from the future

FL GOP chair sends out racist emails!

Welp, I picked it up when I found out that GTA IV didn't have a mission CoOp mode.

Here is the link to Kutaku or however you spell that.

San Francisco Voters’ Last Chance To Rename Poop Factory After George W. Bush

"But here is the new news: For a limited time only, people finally get to vote on this thing! And Prop R supporters will have a big victory party on Tuesday night, culminating in a “bar crawl around the Tenderloin,” which means “two shots of tequila and a stab in the neck from a transsexual hooker in a pink wig.”
Typical Tuesday for you, whores, isn't it. Yea, I'm looking at you, Orion.

God, I hate it when The Onion predicts the actual future.
The Onion Predicted ‘Joe The Plumber’ Crap In 1993 -

The Rs are already pissed about losing and what McCain did wrong. Here is a little hint: your campaign shouldn't have teh dumb running the communications department.

FAIL!

Barack Obama Eats Babies