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An awesome letter to the douchenipples standing in the way of Watchman.... http://www.cracked.com/blog/fox-can-eat-several-dicks/

That would’ve been fine. But you decided to wait. You waited for Warner Brothers to buy some cheese, fry up some eggs, toast some English muffins cook its bacon, (I’m assuming here that Warner Brothers is making a bacon egg and cheese sandwich), and just when Warner Brothers was about to take a bite, you jumped out of the shadows and said “Hey, that’s mine!” Which is why I’ve popped out, from even darker shadows, shouting “Hey, eat all the dicks!”
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...brings me back to my original thesis:

Eat all the dicks. Open your bitter, miserable mouth and eat all the dicks. Stop using that mouth of yours to whine, and get started on all these dicks you need to be eating. Keep eating dicks, even at night, even on weekends. Intuition will tell you that you’ve had enough dicks, but you will be wrong: You will never have eaten enough dicks.

Getting more and more optimistic about the movie. Now lets just hope it gets released...
Watchmen Exclusive

A bit late but still kind of cool:

A comic strip for a different kind of D&D
Darth's & Droids

Are you ready to make some noooooooise!!!!!

More can be found here

"Heroes, The Movie"?? I'm cautiously optimistic... the fights at least look way better then anything then what has become the most disappointing show on television...

"Have you ever seen my calves?.... Unbelievable... "

Louis CK is one of the more underrated comics out there. This is pretty hilarious.

Happy Friday you useless sacks of non-contributing assholes!

The "Yes We Can" video was one of the things the energized young folks to get out the vote for Obama, and here is will.i.am's follow-up. Not nearly as good, but still worth a view...

Come for the golden axe, sonic, and phantasy start, stay for shinobi and altered beast:

SEGA releasing 40-game ‘Ultimate Genesis Collection’ for PS3 and 360 early next year, will cost $30

Even political bits talk about how much of a pain it is to get around...

Linked to on my new favorite blog, Topless Robot:

Happy Friday People!

The Anderson bit at the end is the best...

Even fake russians are silly...

Might actually care about debates if someone was pistol-whipping a hooker...

Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

This seems strikingly similar to the most recent presidential debate: